Popkulturist's smallest file, opened by a Swedish court and a bag of sleep gummies. I hope this is a one-off, but no promises.

Argument

You Realize You're Confessing Right Now

Five minutes into the customs interview, the officer wanted to be sure I understood I was confessing. I had ordered sleep gummies from a Dutch webshop called Stonedoos, legal there when I clicked buy, and a Stockholm court counted a hundred and twenty-seven grams of candy as a hundred and twenty-seven doses of narcotics. A five-year record, sixty day-fines, and a state that cannot keep cocaine out of its own parliament.

A photocopied customs-file image of a single Stoney HHC cola-bear gummy pouch, marked 500mg and resealable