Popkulturist's Love Letter pieces, newest first. The ones where I stop performing distance and write about something I love, then try to say why without embarrassing either of us.

Games

The Best Tournament of the Summer Is Played Sitting Down

Summer Games Done Quick opened on Sunday and runs until Saturday, a week of speedrunning for Doctors Without Borders. The one week a year I drop everything for a stranger playing 'Donkey Kong Country 2' too fast, and stop pretending to be neutral about any of it.

The Summer Games Done Quick 2026 logo, orange and pink lettering on a blue and purple gradient.
Essays

The Hero Turtles

In Germany the show wasn't even called Ninja Turtles. It was Hero Turtles, the censored cut with the word and the nunchaku edited out, and I loved a sanitised version of four characters built as a Frank Miller parody without knowing any of it. A love letter to the Turtles, the 1990 film, and the exact point where my love runs out every time.

Jim Henson and director Steve Barron with the four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in their Creature Shop suits, on the sewer set